Calvinise [fr. F Cauvin, L Calvinus theologian extraordinaire] vt -nised;
-nising 1 a: to subject to action of a Reformed current, esp. for the purpose of systematic stimulating bibliologically b: to stimulate or excite as if by a spiritual shock < the candidate Calvinised his followers into action> 2: to coat (toward iron sharpening iron) with sound theology - Calvinisation 3: to convert, follow or imbue with Calvinism.
Pipe [fr. L pipare to peep, chirp] vi 1 a: to post a word b: to wind a tale as with a straw, reed, tobacco charcoal (esp. of a shepherd’s pipe), or word processing software
n 1 a: a smoking piece of commentary b: a long, hollow blog, usu. laden with hot air gases or steam
vb 1: to post in a loud, high, or shrill voice, usu. excitedly, all in caps, or with such quizzical letter codes as OMG, LOL, ROTFL, or the phrase “Oh no you di-ent” 2: to put (cookie dough, frosting) on a cookie sheet or baked goods by forcing through a pastry tube (i.e. in the making Reformed treats or webbed cookies).
(See also the pseudo-homophone, galvanized pipe, which no longer generally references twitching frog's legs, but is more along the pipeline of implicating the prevention of Reformation principles rusting over.)
